Global Boyfriend Scarcity: Businesswoman teaches single ladies how they can get themselves a man

A businesswoman has taught single ladies how they can get themselves a man, due to the global boyfriend scarcity.

She said everyone knows that all the good men are in a relationship. The available men are available because there’s something wr@ng with them. That leaves you, a single woman with a desire to start a family, with only one option: stEaling someone else’s boyfriend.

The most important thing to start out with is maintainingnplausible deniability. Don’t be too up front. Just Enter his sphere as a friend, talk (only a little) about your other dates, about your family, your hobbies. Find out what he likes and get interested in those things.

Dig about his current relationship. As a woman you know how it feels to be sad and fr#strated so help him to channel that negative energy. Find out what his gf is doing wrong and make him fixate on it. But REMEMBER plausible deniability: don’t say anything bad about her yourself.

As you dig deeper into his relationship, mold your personality to his alleged likes and dislikes. His girlfriend is argumentative? be agreeable. His girlfriend  is d#mb? Be an intelligent girl boss. Does he like the way she cooks? Say, me too!

As you get closer to him, ask him to introduce you to his girlfriend, either online or irl. Get close to her and start sowing seeds of discord between them. Make it seem like he lied, or did something st#pid, or said something bad about her. Make it seem like you’re on her side.

As you’re simultaneously destr@ying their confidence in their relationship and also being their only comfort, things are going to get tricky. He’s going to try to make a move, but you CANNOT let yourself be the other woman. He has to break up w her Before physical stuff happens.

If it just can’t be helped, you have to show IMMESURABLE GUILT AND SH@ME and force him to break up with her. He can’t see you as easy, you must show that you have morals and values and h@te breaking your moral code. you were just overwhelmed with passion for him.

The only problem that now remains is the ex gf. If you’ve done the job correctly, she kinda h@tes him now anyway and you’re free to drop her out of her life before you make your shiny new relationship public.

Convince her to block his a$$, drive it home that she’s too good for him, then send a couple of men that you rejected her way. Then, start a petty fi#ht with her, tell her she’s @xic and end the friendship

A very important part of all this is that NO ONE can know what happened or else the whole relationship is publicly tainted. People will think bad things about your future family and it could affect your progeny for generations. WAIT A FEW MONTHS BEFORE MAKING THINGS PUBLIC Even if you disagree. You all should still thank me because this is the way of the world and you’re now more enlightened and aware of how things work