Cabbie has recounted his encounter with a lady who he had no other option than to tell her the bitter truth
He said he picked up a lady late last night from a hotel in VI to Surulere. She looked all beautiful and clean with a big bag while on a call as she approached my car. Formalities first, so I greeted but she didn’t answer.
Helped her put the bag in the trunk, hopped into the car, started the car and zoomed off. Apparently, she was gisting and thanking her friend about her s£× escapade over the phone. In her words, “babes, that guy dey pay” “300k just for two night, but him go f¥ck the money comot your body”.”He get energy to f¥ck ten times a day but him no dey last”.”With all him muscles, but thanks for linking me”. “Na this kind client I dey like way dey throwe”.
He would have parked and asked for the guy’s number so he can bl@st him for being a s#mp and disgr@cing the masculine nature. The weather wasn’t that hot, so he didn’t bother turning on the AC. But as expected she said, “oga turn on the AC, I’m already sweating”
Respectfully he did to avoid unnecessary drama. Immediately the AC circulated, he perceived an awful unbearable sm£Il. So strong he already knew where the smell was 00zing from and he couldn’t take it.He had to switch of the AC but as expected she was r@nting, but he kept quite.
The she got to her destination she told her how she had switch off the AC and that he was unprofessional and rude.He waited until he collected his money and he told her the reason he switch off the AC. She was in tears but her friend rose to her defense. He enter to his car and zoomed off.
