Food critic, Opeyemi Famakin, has told Nigerians you can’t cancel me. I earn N9m in a bad week.
He said I h@te the fact that 7 fig alerts dont move me again. Makes me feel guilty, like, this is what l asked God for and now that he gives it to me weekly I am indifferent.
That was a time 200k alerts would brighten my whole week Swear to God the journey is sweeter than the destination. If being del¥sional and self acclaimed earns me 9m on a bad week, God please make this delusion more Herculean and titanic.
The reason why I will stay c@cky on this app is because no matter how much y’all bark, it would not touch my money nor my brand.