Gym Instructors are replacing us — Man cries out as he updates his married compatriots

A man has cried out as he update his married compatriots stating that gym instructors are replacing them.

If you’re married and your wife regularly visits the gym but you don’t, he continued, I have to tell you something. Some gyms refer to the stretching that follows the workout as the “warm down,” while others just refer to it as “stretch.” The gym instructor will stand between your wife’s knees while she lies on the ground with her arms outstretched in submission. When she finally lets out a sound that I can assure you has nothing to do with pain, he will take one of her legs and stretch it to the very limit. He will then repeat the procedure with the other leg.

Furthermore, he will then continue to push and pull on various body parts of her as if he had paid dowry for her. Then he will grip both of her knees together and shove them in the direction of her head, forcing her to strike a stance straight out of S@tan’s advertisement manual. She’ll do that noise again! To comprehend this stance, you must see what these women wear to the gym. In these gyms, the institution of marriage is being destroyed.

When finished, she will bid him farewell in a voice she has never used to speak to you. Her grin will be sincere, and his enzymes will be at their most agitated. I must forewarn you as an elder that gym instructors are taking our places! Either we go to the gym with these ladies or we don’t go to the gym at all, he said.