Wife dumps husband who tattooed a-6.5-inch penis on his thigh.

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Stuart Valentino, 34, was recently kicked out by his long-suffering wife, Samantha. He inked the 6.5-inch inch phallus on his left thigh so the oblong head pokes out of his boxer shorts. Stuart was previously dubbed the ‘world’s most annoying husband’ – after
posting a series of pranks on YouTube, which see him making his wife vomit after pretending to eat cat poo, and drawing a monkey face on his sleeping wife’s bottom.

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The tattoo is the latest in a long series of pranks that the wife has endured. The tattoo gun that Stuart used for the inking was given to him as a Christmas present by his wife. She has now banned her husband from taking his daughter swimming. The father-of-four said: “My wife hates it. In retrospect, I’m not surprised, it really is the stupidest thing I’ve ever done.

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After I did it, my wife woke up in the morning screaming, because there was this massive penis poking out of the duvet. And the tattoo on my leg. It caused no end of rows and she’s now kicked me out of home. I deserve it, I suppose. We argued non-stop. It would cost nearly £1,000 to remove, something that could have been spent on a family holiday.

I’m devastated I’ve lost my family, and frustrated with myself. I can’t blame anyone else. I have a constant reminder poking out of my shorts every day of how stupid I’ve been. I had no idea that a joke could ruin my life.”….. I was just trying to poke fun at girls who cld take times 2 of it without squeezing face, he added…..

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