There was laughter at the Sharia Court, Samaru, Gusau, Zamfara State, during the week when Aisha Dannupawa, asked the court to dissolve her 1-week marriage to Ali Maizinari. Her reason was that she could not bear the size of his joystick. The woman told the court that she
married her husband after her first marriage failed. The mother of 3 revealed that before she packed into her husband’s house, as the tradition demanded, she was invited into his parents house.
She said: “When he came, we had sex but the experience was a nightmare. I told my mother the experience but she told me to endure and that with time, I will be able to cope. She then gave me some drugs. Two days later when he came to visit me, we had sex again, but the experience was too much to bear.
It was then I knew that I could not continue with the marriage because of the size of his joystick.’’ The husband, Maizinari, did not deny what his wife said. He told the court that he was willing to divorce her but that she should pay back the dowry and all that he spent on her during the courtship.
President of the court, Alhaji Mamman Shinkafi, told the couple to try reconciliation….. 2 avoid d reoccurrence of things like ds, d FG shld pls pass a law making it mandatory for all lovers to “test drive” one another b4 saying “I do”……
