A romantic night between Alan Parke and Clarissa Cairns went badly wrong for when Alan fractured his penis while having sex. After recuperating, Alan said: “We were just having sex, I was on the bottom and Clarissa was on top. All of a sudden I heard
something snap. I’ve never known pain like this, it was absolutely excruciating. Clarissa was trying to calm me down because I was jumping around. .
It was the worst pain I’ve ever experienced. We went to Letterkenny General Hospital and the doctors there said it was the first time they’d ever seen anything like it. They sent us to Galway where I was told the penis was fractured. There’s no bone in there but I was still told it was a fracture. There was blood everywhere, I couldn’t control it. I was off work for 8 weeks, in bed the whole time.
And the blood just kept on flowing. In the first two weeks I had to call an ambulance 7 times because I couldn’t control the bleeding. A public nurse would also call out to change the dressing on the injury. I was in absolute bits. The penis was put in a sling after the operation but one patient kept laughing at the pain I was in. Security wouldn’t let me out of their sight I was so angry.”…….. he promises to stick to “adamic” style only wen returns to full action as cowgirl style almost cut short his “bedmatic” career…..
