National Association of Nigeria Prostitutes, NANP, congratulates Buhari, declares 3 days of free sex

Earlier today, NANP’s National Secretary, Jessica Elvis, issued a statement saying: “We extend NANP’s felicitation to Gen. Buhari for winning the presidential election. On behalf of every member of NANP, we heartily congratulate the People’s General for
winning the poll. As part of our earlier promise, we will be declaring a 3-day free sex nationwide.

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